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Time Machine Theory 2.0.0 is the culmination of years of research by our team of experts in the field of "I'm pretty sure this is science".
We've taken the best parts of quantum physics, relativity, and the works of H.P. Lovecraft, and mashed them together with liberal amounts of duct tape and prayers.
Our theory explains everything, from the meaning of life to the best way to get from the couch to the fridge in under 10 seconds.
But don't just take our word for it. Read the appendix for a comprehensive list of our sources and citations.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try conducting one of our experiments and see for yourself the mind-bending, reality-warped, time-space-bending results!
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